body weight acts upon pool cover… i was a kid and almost drowned

I’m a “Get really good grades at the start of the year so I don’t have to put in as much effort for the rest of the year” student

if you think about it in fraction you get

1 + 1/2 = 3/2 = 6/4

6/4 + 1/4 = 7/4 = 14/8

14/8 + 1/8 = 15/8 = …

notice how the result’s numerator is always one less than double the numerator, such that the result is always under two

nope

1 + 0.5 = 1.5

1.25 + 0.25 = 1.75

1.750 + 0.125 = 1.875

1.8750 + 0.0625 = 1.9375

the series of the inverse powers of 2 converges to 2

She didn’t like this at all and kept telling me that I needed to choose one.

i hate it when someone sees something cool and unusual and immediately feels the need to correct it… as if it were a negative thing.

oh - a kindergartner is so good at writing that they can write with either hand, and you see a problem in that?? it’s such a sad way to think! it’s counterproductive pedantry

1. make a controller that screams when it’s thrown

2. people throw the controller on purpose and it breaks

3. they buy another controller

4. profit

No, it means I’m too interested and I just want to read quicker and quicker and absorb more information… and it turns out I accidentally skipped a paragraph and have to go back and re-read it.

My brain wants to read faster than it is capable of reading and this ruins the pacing of the story imo.

this is why most people nowadays wear underwear made out of very tough stone that can easily handle rock impact.

i’m brazilian and i don’t think so, but it depends on the parents i guess

ok it’s already enabled every 5 min, and backup files get saved to /tmp/, though i should probably configure it to use my other disk if that’s possible

my most used keybinds in krita are definitely ctrl+s and ctrl+z

i think it actually has autosave, i should probably enable it or maybe it’s already enabled. ctrl+z’ing too much is not a good habit for artists though i gotta stop doing it so much.

lowkey yeah, sometimes i’ll be feeling like shit, and then i realize that i haven’t eaten since lunch, and it’s 9pm

Yes

genuinely they’re so cute

But then she has the other +4 or a wildcard and is guaranteed to win…

Chuck Norris (the real life dude) died recently,

The post is referencing a well-known song titled “The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny”, in which Chuck Norris (as a cartoon character, the whole song is animated) descends from the heavens, beats up Indiana Jones, kills Batman, but ultimately loses to a bunch of characters ganging up on him, including every single Power Ranger. In the end of this bloody battle, only one was able to come out alive: Mr. Rogers, in a blood-stained sweater.

Basically, I think that the post is saying that Chuck Norris (the real life dude) is dead because he was beaten up by a bunch of characters and every single Power Ranger, as the idea of that being the cause of someone’s death is absurd and ultimately funny in a way (and obviously not possible), it would parallel what happened in the animated music video.

“Mate, I just told my sleeping husband I lost £2, and he replied, with his eyes still closed, ‘It’s nice you lost some weight’ ???”