Little Johnny took a drink but now will drink no more
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
Little Johnny took a drink but now will drink no more
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4


Noo-clee-ar… wessels

I won’t be available, but I’ll send along a nice note expressing my approval.


Probably not criminal trespassing, since they are the owner of the property. It may fall under tenant harassment, unauthorized entry, constructive eviction, or other laws that pertain specifically to landlord/tenant relations.
Check to see if there are any local tenant’s rights or advocacy groups in your area that offer free legal consultations. They’d be able to advise you on the local tenant’s rights laws and whether they apply to your situation.


What does it mean, “exact change”?


PSA: There’s a special screening of Star Trek IV in San Francisco on June 13 to honor the 40th anniversary. Nick Meyer (writer/producer on IV) will be there. I’m sure he will be pleased to explain how a wizard did it.


I contend that it is not actually missing, it’s just not visible from that perspective. When I recreate the shot in Google Earth only the extreme north tip of New Zealand is actually visible:



Joe Satriani’s Crowd Chant was originally going to be called Party on the Enterprise and would have included Trek sound effect samples, but he couldn’t get the licensing to work.
“Pissing in the soup” doesn’t really work here unless you’re adulterating the software with something malicious.




The more recent report says corporate AI adoption has found several issues with AI, with human workers turning to automating dreary and mundane tasks they don’t like doing, rather than valuable or meaningful work.
First of all, no shit. Second of all, wasn’t that the point?


The urgency in The Measure of a Man makes no sense. The judge should simply pause the transfer order while the question of Data’s personhood is resolved, if necessary by a higher court months or years later.


Independence Day was peak 1990’s Americana.


I think we can call this a canon fact about Betazoids considering the events of Ménage à Troi.


You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.


Scotty: This is the commander of the U.S.S. Enterprise. All cities and installations on Eminiar VII have been located, identified, and fed into our fire control system. In one hour and forty-five minutes, the entire inhabited surface of your planet will be destroyed. You have that long to surrender your hostages. [dramatic music]
Bonus moment, DS9:
unnamed extra: The Federation fleet has surrounded the planet.
Random one-episode extra got the best line in the whole fricken franchise.


But… none of those things actually contradict “stone age”. It might be better to point out that an advanced civilization isn’t necessarily defined by metalworking.


Robot Chicken did it first: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iauuuhpSfRQ
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