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Nation under attack seeks defensive weapons, more at 11

Clicked for proof of life image, which was not provided in the article, but it seems like he’s not ready to attend the crab party yet

If all packaged food disappeared right now, I could gather from my garden:

6 small zucchinis, 20 pea pods (end of season, I got about 3 cups shelled peas from 10 plants this spring), 5 hard green tomatoes, a bunch of dill, like 30 green beans, a tiny bit of cilantro, like ten pounds of potatoes, 10 radishes, maybe 5 carrots, garlic, and onion. Check back in a month for tomatoes, tomatillos, peppers, and cucumbers/melons

Gonna try to grow peanuts soon. Really want to find some low effort, high yield, high calorie crops similar to potato