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But of course, as a puppet of the US empire, reality is rarely considered when speaking…

“My country isn’t getting bombed enough, please guys, kill more of my people!”

• the clown prince

Haha starve bitches.

Now add a German Shepherd labelled “Firefox” 😝

Iran is doing more “death to America” than anyone else is right now.

Ok now I want to start randomly calling vehicles “space machines”

Oh neat, I’ll have to look into this.

I wish I could run Linux on my phone.

My gender will adhere to any porous surface.