

Do it again, Uncle Billy
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Do it again, Uncle Billy


Am I aware that I wasn’t Kirk until I just woke up? Or have I just hijacked his life and all his past memories and knowledge?
If I’m me but in his body, first thing I do is resign, given that I’m utterly unqualified.


Got stuck between “have a good one” and “have a good day” and it came out “have a good d’un”

Wasn’t exactly a well kept secret before


Uh… what?


Setting up a checkpoint? A succulent nuggies checkpoint?


Those walls are clearly stone, not corn, what a bunch of liars!


Native Americans were living in the Stone Age before Europeans arrived
Yeah, but at least they were living
“It’s fine, everyone can tell what it’s supposed to be”



A Psyfuck duckdoll


Analog Honor
So maybe they’re just vomiting because they went to NJ


I think the other replies probably got the point across, but to put a fine point on it:
Budget: $150,000,000
Revenue: $695,564
Net Loss: $149,304,436
Maybe they thought he said “spell, possession” like he was Picard ordering tea


We can just save scum our way out of crashes, right?
You’re talking a lot of smack for someone who’s in miasma range