"Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that’s invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things.” ― Douglas Adams, “The Salmon of Doubt”

What people say they want and what they actually want are not always the same thing, and often they don’t even realize it themselves.

Anyone driving my same make and model and paint color is my homie. Unless they do something stupid, in which case I’m ashamed to be associated with them.