There was some kind of contract problem, we’ve been given an extension

In case you missed it: https://youtube.com/shorts/dmohsez6fck

I believe I was on the receiving end of one of these acts of magnitude. I was pretty drunk at the time, but I remember looking down and muttering, “Huh. Eleven.”

More wholesome than what I was thinking

Did you finance a hot dog?

Yes

Double plus good

F

I am in this picture and I don’t consent

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall

How TF are those captions in David Attenborough voice

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘cancel my subscription.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t have any information about ‘CANCEL YOU NUMBNUT SHITE FOR CHRIST’S SAKE FUCKING CANCEL.’ Is there something else I can help with today?”

Did someone say turnover? 'Cause I’ve got the munchies