Unc is cooked

It’s just a novelty lighter that I happened to bring to the protest

The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I’m there too. Watching. 2 years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It’s a big city. I can’t be everywhere. But they don’t know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I’m needed.

- OSHA inspector explaining the whistleblower system

5070 GPU, but my wife’s starting to suspect it wasn’t primarily for the cat

Instant headcanon