There’s the old-school method. You ask “can you hear me?” And after someone says “no”, you know your microphone is working

There’s surely people who choose their field because of the pay, but I honestly think it’s simply because your net worth is your worth in this fked up world

“I as a CEO provide job opportunities and “hours” to spend for TEN THOUSAND people. Obviously my time should be considered worth more than a doctor who does only one person’s hours”

There’s many reasons why one would claim that their job is more important, but essentially there’s 2 kinds of jobs: those that are valuable to the society, and those that are not. Plumber’s job is just as important as doctor’s

“the fuck we do with this shit? We don’t stay in one place so long. Fuck off”

More likely just “our customers are going for other vendors for better support, we need to do something quickly”

Alright so been working in IT for a good decade, starting in helldesk to infrastructure now, I’ve found out that everyone including me is clueless and got no fucking clue what they’re doing, just swinging it as they go. I just happen to have specific things recently that are fresh in memory, and I’ll check the first things first because 99% of the time, the other person didn’t even though they hinted that way. Maybe they missed that one step you just learned to never do?

Anyways, more often than not, the user did not restart their PC despite claiming to do so

Some racism was involved

Not surprised after reading the first paragraph

I’m also just a penis operator, but the joke to me is that neither of them is capable of initiating anything, just waiting for the topper

We don’t have infinite monkeys writing with typewriters, but 8 billion is a lot

Yep, the single dublo nub will fit just perfectly on a 2x2 cluster on a lego

Edit: there’s even Lego help article for it

https://www.lego.com/en-us/service/help-topics/article/building-with-lego-and-duplo-bricks

It’s real, here’s a screenshot of the tweet:

In Finnish we have “ensin vesi, sitten happo. Muuten tulee sormeen rakko”

Translation: “first water, then acid. Otherwise finger gets a blister”

Legos are compatible with dublos btw. Dublos are exactly twice the dimensions of Legos, and you can put 4 2x4 Legos on top of a 2x4 dublo

They have been releasing a lot of complete e-waste electric sets though

Also some collections like Bionicle used specialized parts that were pretty much useless for anything but building Bionicles

Am I reading some dystopian scifi?

Everything’s a metric for capitalists

Wtf

Deep frying salmon? Wtf is wrong with people

I just opened my 3rd eye sitting on a toilet seat, to release some waste down the sewer