No, you can just buy it and place it directly in the landfill. Actually, that sounds like a lot of work for you. Just send me the money and I’ll do it for you.

All the famous art is coming to life… And hunting your soul! Up next on The History Channel: Louvre Me Alone

I shih tzu not, true story.

Ah, I remember that from his great treatise, “How To Win Friends And Influence People”

Cash is legal tender for debts, retail is not required to accept it, but any loan you have is.

Like dont let your damn troops starve, idiot

• Sun Tzu’s Art of War

Rather have an incompetently evil government, can you imagine how bad it’d be if they were good at anything?

Nevermind building on top of public tech and research funded by said government

Keep this up and you’ll live forever