Don’t people just look at the baby’s sex in the sonogram?
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2·3 days agoNewfoundland is quite a drive from Alberta.
But not three years and two weeks
The stupidest thing to ask a genie for is to bring somebody back from the dead. They are unable to grant that wish. I learned this from the movie, “Aladdin”
Travel instead of drive, and always carry a pen with red ink
Feeding the crows peanuts
Has mamdani ever declared that the sky is blue and grass is green?
I deserve a nice chocolate cake
1·7 days agoGuatemala has a lot of volcanic activity, so this is probably just another day for the locals.
A mailman is a letter carrier.
I imagined they would be squatting for shits
Los watcheros
Today I’m being lazy, ugly, and unbathed.
41·12 days agoWhat is the German government doing to address the high number of heat related deaths?
You could barf instead, so you’re not covered in shit