I only know one Dickinson and sure enough, he is

as it was foretold…

“uh oh, our u-turn was super-duper unpopular and directly screws over a bunch of constituencies that could very well flip green at the next election!”

whilst the Count is almost definitely not going to get the most votes, I do reckon that the vote share he does get means he’ll have “won” with how embarrassing it’ll look for Farage. At the very least it’ll be a win for his wallet by getting his deposit back when that tragically doesn’t usually happen.

quite possibly the one way to make that website more depressing than it already is

if it wasn’t a bajillion degrees there’d be a temptation to try and take a bite.

that is the expression of a cold floor