Doubt.

There’s instruments that use wavefront aberration to automatically measure your eyes for corrective lenses. As an adult, I’ve had eye doctors use one to get an initial guess to speed up the manual testing process. It’s not quite as accurate, but it’s close enough to get a decent prescription for an infant.

I understood some of those words.

There’s an episode of TNG that tries to explain the inter-species breeding thing. Turns out, ancient aliens spread their DNA across the galaxy, and that’s why every alien looks like a human with prosthetics added to their ears, nose, forehead, etc.

This is a bizarre claim. It appears to be based on a video in which a durian is briefly exposed to a 3300 degree torch. Anything more than that would obviously reduce the whole fruit to char.

1. Bring a sword as a gift.
2. Surprise!
3. Alliance restored under new leadership and an eternally grateful public.