He was on TV. His Supporters only care about that. They are basically human potatoes.

This is me at work. Too many things I could be doing, but any one of them is going to take so much time.

Maybe the right can find another reality TV star they can vote in as President, because that works so well. Idiots.

Really attractive law enforcement? This dude is just horny all the time.

My trick with family is I tell them “Well, I can do it, try harder.” It’s my little way to show them how much I appreciate how often they told me I was mentally handicapped growing up.