Now do the exact same joke but with god instead of Santa

They had to make up for the board game being extremely sexist

I think the OOP made them up, because there’s a Diotrephes mentioned in the bible and nowhere else, and there’s a Dionysius of Miletus, whose works are known. I think it’s just a placeholder name for memetic value.

You are transition goals, holy fuck

I thought this was a (ace) sex joke until I saw the comm name

“Queer up, morherfuckers”

Can I be both at the same time?

Black hole star! Black hole star!

That was a fun read

cursed

“You have died of dysentery”

This whole paragraph:

Oh, thank you for letting me know that someone has vibe-rewritten my project in Go, Rust, Swift, and Kotlin, all at once, and has also implemented every feature on my backlog and wishlist. Their README does have a lot of cool visual effects, I agree. Oh, I see they dual-licensed it in MIT and Apache 2.0. Good for them. I see they’re also merging about 21 PRs a day, because their README shows a real-time graph. All made by their their “AI teammates,” look at that. I wish I was their credit card, because then I might finally be in a happy relationship with someone who loves to use me this hard. Oh, look, the README just lit up because another PR got merged. The LLM that merged it gave the LLM that reviewed it a folded hands emoji. Good luck to anyone who wants to use this, because honestly they’ll need it. Oh, look, another PR just made it in. How wonderful. They’re burning the planet for this.

tenforward is objectively better these days, anyway

Just in time for his birthday

Anything involving AdmiralPatrick is always PTB

First time I’ve seen one of these that’s just objectively true

Haha beat me to it