I could, but I don’t live near an airport, so I have to leave home roughly 4 hours before my flight departs to account for driving, parking, and airport security. So 4 + 8 = 12 hours without food, and that’s not even counting waiting for bags and getting to your destination on the other side of the flight.

I think it started as far back as the Grinch.

This is the exact reason I made sure not to have any.

No turning around! If you go down the wrong road, too bad, you just have to live there now.

Good grief, can we stop shaming people for eating the “wrong types of vegetables” as if that’s even a thing? Just be happy they’re eating any at all.

He’s probably had some experience with moles. They’re so small but they’ll fuck up all your landscaping. And they do bring small rocks up with their mounds sometimes.

But I never have done anything like that? That’s like saying just quit smoking to someone who’s never smoked. The stress is just from being alive.

Though the two 2024 reports documented some promising technologies, neither report found commercially available technology that detects driver alcohol impairment accurately and passively.”

So what tech are they gonna use? Something that doesn’t exist yet? How does a camera sort a drunk person from someone with a disability? Is this going to deny black people at double the rate just because facial tech has a harder time with dark complexions?

There are going to be so many lawsuits with the inevitable amount of false positives this will produce. A little tired this morning? Well now you’ve lost your job as well because your car wouldn’t start because it decided you weren’t in a perfect emotional state to drive.