The sad part is, it could with a little tweaking.
But that well has been so heavily poisoned by corporate bubble blowing interests, that attempting anything with it is a potential death sentence for your entire project.

Mark 9:47, for those who want to weaponize this against those conservative fake Christians.

But don’t forget Jesus’ teachings of kindness and charity! Offer them a rusty spoon to perform said eyeball plucking.

Lemme know when they get DOOM running on that RealDoll.

Confederate Statue of Robert E. Lee, for anyone curious.

Isn’t there a thing where car thiefs use an RF booster to make newer cars think the keyfob is right next to the receiver?

Personally, I’d want an antenna on/off switch that gets activated by shoving it in the keyfob hole. Seems reasonably secure.

Hell if I know. I’ve heard the term “Sigma Grindset” before, but it can’t be tied to what I’m thinking of.
You’d have to be the worst workaholic ever to be applying Six Sigma/Agile stuff to your personal life.