I can’t imagine… sending love for little you and your two siblings. That’s a good dad who made you feel like this while also working such long shifts.

What is this? Mulder from the X-Files?

Perhaps “goblin mode” is a viable option?

All great except for malarkey

Can’t enjoy that one the same way after the previous president abused it to be cute

Yeah don’t give this guy any extra attention

Some can smell so lovely, too!

The existence of “Earned Media” implies and proves the existence of “Unearned Media” (the rich and privileged paying other rich and privileged people)

Wait till you hear about the innocent Iraqis!

Well, in Dave’s CEO’s defense, it was just Google Ads.

Just, you know, that thing that largely provides the income for a world top-ten company.