I do my best. Most of my meeting start around 11 so when i close them early I remind everyone to have a longer lunch break.

Back then if it took more then that to load it was because you picked on a piece of media not the homepage.

Nowadays it’s them making you download 300MB of JS so they can make images rotate in a gallery.

At least you haven’t tried to find your phone while on the phone with someone.

By doing nothing.

What is more crazy.

1. using tools that are already on your system with zero enshitification potential.
2. using a wrapper for 1 that has already been enshitified before and who knows when the replacement tool will go through the same thing.

Here’s hoping the next oligarch puppet the America elect doesn’t try to smooth ruffled feathers with hollow promises and no actual actions or revoking the cloud act.

Hey, it takes time for governments to change.
My wife still uses Lotus Notes for her government job.

Surely PM is more like, the date is set, the priest is scheduled for the week after, the venue isn’t available until 4 days after that, the catering hasn’t been called and the guests have already RSVP’D.

Blood for the blood god I guess…

Na, that is you not reading the Frequently Asked Dumb Questions

Q: What about team collaboration?

A: It’s a text file. Put it in Git. You know, that thing you should be using anyway? Now your requests have version control, code review, and diffs. For free. Revolutionary, I know.

Q: But Postman has testing and automation!

A: So does cURL in a shell script with || and && and actual programming languages. You want assertions? Pipe to grep or write a 3-line Python script. Done.

I’m not the one that makes the stacks, but I am glad it isnt WIMA (Windows, IIS, MSSQL, ASP.net)

The show is suppose to be satire.

Linux: Yes.
Apache: Yes.
MYSQL: Ehhh yea…
PHP: … I plead the 5th.

By realising there is no such thing as finished software.

No. Every time a German steals a Dutch bike.

You can trust a company registered in your country to follow its laws, or you can trust a company registered somewhere else in the world to follow your laws, their laws, and their advertising.

Safeguard the region from whom?

Depends where in Europe you are. Netherlands has a gnome holding a buttplug.

Please tell me all involved in the project has read The Ring so we don’t run into a Ring situation.

It can hide the popup but all the rapist advertising companies take that as yes because you didn’t say no.

Use consent-o-matic to automatically opt out.