

Börsendorfer?
It dorfs Börsens.
Almost as smuuth as sharks.


Börsendorfer?
It dorfs Börsens.


I want my goddamn fruit car.


Screw this toxic free time shaming. Everyone recharges in different ways, and the only one that knows what works for someone is that someone themselves.
If you recharge by grinding at a side gig, good for you. If you recharge by watching all of YouTube, good for you. If yiu recharge by making judgements about how others recharge, good for you but fuck off and keep it to yourself.
Supruleses lets me know she cares
How many gigawatts did it take for you to figure that out?
Available at faucets everywhere.
It obviously added “A+1+2+3” and got 15 after looking up the typical value of A.


It is the bare minimum to ask. If you can’t afford that, the cost is your soul.
Nothing that complex, I just think Marketing is just sanctioned official bullshit and wish it would go away. Informational advertising I get, but Marketing? Fuck no. That’s just the sharp tip of consumerism trying to skewer you.
I know, I’m kinda ashamed of myself.
Next up - Coca Cola Still: all the same refreshing taste of Coke, but without any carbonation! Life is busy, just be Still.
And private marinas exist.
Boats exist.


At keast he managed his branding better than Thumbelina did. Imagine he got saddled with GuitarPick Pete or something.


This honestly doesn’t bother me, 18 of anything doesn’t move the needle on 49k.
But I’m irked that Tesla is taking some of that for their Shanghai Model 3. Because screw Tesla.
“First they came for pedophiles, and I said nothing because I’m not a pedophile.” Still waiting for things to kick off TBH.
Does that relative even play?


Unidentified flier. Flier! Heh heh heh. FLIER!
Xanadu!