The Marine Corps is the gayest thing a straight man can do the US. I’ve seen homoeroticism and gay chicken pursued to a level that nearly reached “same sex married, own a dog and a cute b&b in Vermont” levels. This was in the DADT days, mind you.

If it’s a domestic destination, I have plenty of time, and I have one or two other people I like to split the driving with me, I’ll take the road trip.

Otherwise I’ll fly first class.

Never realized an enthusiastically offered butthole would be the most effective planetary defense. It’s amazing what NASA comes up with.

Good ol’ cheek weld.

Makes me think of the ‘Birthday Dad’ series within a series in Bojack Horseman

Well, she was presumably already aware of at least some of the affairs. He mentioned that one of his affair partners at work got angry at him and came by his house with a baseball bat and broke all the windows on his car. I knew the affair partner, and she later verified this story, and added that she’d paid about $500 cash to cover the deductible in lieu of getting the police called on her.

Also, I didn’t have any way of contacting her outside of him, and his facebook was locked down enough I couldn’t positively ID the wife’s account.

I was friends with a guy at work for several years, then suddenly the only thing he ever wanted to talk about was how much fun he was having cheating on his wife with various women in our office (2k employees). So I just stopped responding or reaching out.