

See, here’s the thing. Someone blasts out a diarrhea through a velvet chair with the center removed and now a large portion of the cloth of that chair is covered in shit.
Like, this has carpeted kitchen/bathroom energy, but way worse.
i’m a turtle


See, here’s the thing. Someone blasts out a diarrhea through a velvet chair with the center removed and now a large portion of the cloth of that chair is covered in shit.
Like, this has carpeted kitchen/bathroom energy, but way worse.


I just want healthcare and for the child fuckers to go to prison.
That’s all I want.
That’s all I ever wanted.


Tanis to no longer bring good American currency to Sony
Hey now, put my asexuality back! It’s technically a curse but there’s some really interesting strategies that can be done with it!
Honestly, I think if she were still around, things would be different for her.

In America, that mirror would be given a cabinet position.
You’re the sane one, unbroken by the Knowledge.


Then those are the weirdest fucking windows.


Why are you posting slop?


I can assure you, my gender affirming surgery wasn’t done by someone in bad faith who had the explicit goal of killing me and packaging me to eat later.
The actual fuck, dude?


Thank you!


That’s fair. I hope Israel gets what’s coming to them.


That’s not malware.
That’s amazing.
More than one!
I don’t really know what that is in °F, but I know °F makes bigger numbers, so let’s say it’ll be 1,376°F in July!
It’s 25°C in Portland, wait till that gets to 40°+ in July!
[email protected] demands your presence!


Forty isn’t bad. I’m definitely the oldest in my friend circles, but they’re concentrated in the mid-to-high thirties.
Hey now, pumping out memes in Photoshop is an art form that takes real human effort!
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