I actually believe this. You’ve seen the footage of the prisons, the treatment. Knowing I’d be used to make my imprisoners more money, with shit food, torture, and no hope for release I’d go out in the most costly manner I could muster.

Answer: Linux. My Windows machines jist fucking hate printers, I often have to delete and reinstall jist to get them to work. My Bazzite machine; “Sure, coming right up. Btw, you haven’t restarted your machine in 70 days, you really need to install updates.”

So, am I the only person ever taught to open canisters away from my face?