

The shopping list doesn’t need to be additive, that’s just one way of interpreting what the wife wrote. There is no one correct way to read a joke as a program (my whole point), that is unless you write an interpreter for jokes :P
function getGallonOfMilk() {
return 1;
}
function getDozen() {
return 12;
}
const hasEggs = store.checkInventory(“eggs”);
const result = (
getGallonOfMilk(),
hasEggs && getDozen()
);
console.log(result * "🥛"); // 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛


If you use Plex or Jellyfin you can even set up a live channel of your content for your kid. One decent solution is to use https://tunarr.com/