I like that you post nice things

I hate that this even came to my mind, but I bet a significant percentage of people would actually be discouraged by point 2. I’m all in on it, go team save (and restore) the environment, but it seems like so many people sneer and get turned off just by hearing words such as “rewilding” as if it’s somehow working against their best interests

“You wouldn’t DDoS a car”

Our cats are still getting over the confusion caused by the wife and I switching sides of the room, otherwise business as usual

The thing no one warned me about with bidets is that once I got used to having one at home, it would be torture whenever I had to use a bathroom without one

“Well I know you’re not rich. Dang, you must be one lazy sonovagun.”

For all the goobers who aren’t rich themselves but still say stuff like this

Joke’s on them, I can’t afford a new car

(Wouldn’t buy one if I could)