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bum bum bum bum bummmmmmm…
like a pregnancy scare
Listen, sport, what you don’t understand is that you can be a great mechanic, but that doesn’t mean that you know SHIT about the race. Fact is, you’re gonna just carefully turn your corners, brake when you should accelerate, and stay in the pit when you could be circling those losers on two broken axles. Yeah, sure, you risk a little spinout once in a while. You just gotta get the car back straight and get in the race again. And yeah, you might crash. That’s why you wear a flame-retardant suit. And yeah, the fiery explosion might kill, maim, and injure all the fans, their children, burn all the small defenceless animals in the vicinity, and the resulting pollutants will likely give cancer to the staff & crew. But that’s what the insurance is for! And yeah, it’s expensive, but y’all got to get together and pool your money, or else people in the racing seat don’t get their trophies for winning, or exorbitant salaries as consolation prizes.
Unflappable confidence? Try unflappable dick
Not speaking for women here. Just me
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Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•and because i have no money, i will never apologize (⁀ᗢ⁀)English
10·16 days agoFerengi rule of acquisition # 69 - an apology is worth its weight in latinum
all the based girls beat up the boys, this has always been
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Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•i wanna hear you girls outEnglish
10·19 days agoCapra Demon is just a hot guy in a mask. His abs are so firm you could grate CHEESE on them
This goes way too hard. The art, the rage, the message. It’s a three alarm fire, and there’s only two bells 🔥🔥🔥
I, too, once indulged these scenarios to get the human contact I craved. My mother no longer lavished me with her form of affection - violence - so I had to rely on the only motherly and fatherly figures I had. The prom king and queen to be. It made me feel like the prom prince when they would hold me while making me bob for crapples (swirlies,) get me to join sports like dunking me into a trash can, or even just some good old fashioned cuddles like being choke slammed.
Unfortunately, nothing good lasts forever, as they moved away for college. I, being too socially inundated by my vast intellect to thrive in such a human interfacing, had to stay behind and pursue my cultural studies (hentai) and strenuous mental conditioning (nofapping.)
Sorry yeah I was trying to make that point but forgot what I was talking about as I typed it out
When you’re born, you’re not 1. You turn 1 at the end of the year. When you are born, you are 0 years old. Birth marks age, but birth itself can extend between two dates - labour can start on a Monday, but end on a Tuesday. Then there’s also the fact that there’s a common mistake people make - the difference is not the same as counting something.
Let’s say you’ve collected some volumes of a book series. You’ve collected volumes 17 through 21. How many volumes did you collect?
If you do 21-17, you get 4. However, that’s the difference between 21 and 17.
If you list it out and count it, you have FIVE volumes, not four.
17 18 19 20 21
It’s really about how you calculate values and mark it. If you are born on Jan 1st, 2010, you don’t turn 1 until you reach Jan 1st, 2011. However, if you’re born in August 1st, 2010, you haven’t turned 1 on Jan 1st, 2011.
I am low batt years old 😎
sometimes the pasties are too secure
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•type [...] rule??? (I legit dont know what this is)English
10·24 days agoI think they said programming was math
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Reinvented from first principles
581·25 days agoIt’s because most anvils were tuned to G. It was considered the original root scale step because anvils often worked best when tuned to G. But back in those days, it was called Sol (Solfège.) In french, Sol means ground, which is at the bottom. Ergo, every hammer driven by the smith was really just a sort of mating call that sent all the bottoms running to the smith’s doorstep. This is where the expression “she built like an anvil” comes from
the hands do look weird, but this is also a goose wearing armour
omg twinsies
I mean Autism Speaks is a pretty shit org, I really do wish they’d stop speaking at all
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History Memes@piefed.social•You will spend eternity in a cave eating clay regardless of how you lived your lifeEnglish
14·1 month agoa little earthy






I think the second pic is from the new series, which is MUCH closer to the original manga. This includes a lot of the silliness and humour that was there. Most of the adaptations were very dark and serious, but the manga had lots of typical anime quirks and tropes.