In order to tell that story, I felt I needed to include aliens.

I don’t know why but this made me laugh out loud.

Given that she seems to model herself on the shit lord that is America’s Tiger King, I think it safe to say the tigers are not treated well.

Its probably fine if they stay in the London bubble. Lots of events and socialising opportunities.

Doesn’t need to be the submitter, could be a filter that runs on Linus’s own laptop

They should send Laibach. Given that they have a taste for kitsch, I think they would even be up for it.

Also the point is you would be able to book a Berlin - Romania train. Yes, with a change in Czechia, but it would be a single ticket with compensation for missed connections, much like a flight.

1,000 database admin endpoints exposed?! In the words of Gordon Ramsey… FUCKING HELL!

Shit, I had that chicken club sandwich at Gail’s last week. Ages ago I read that the reason fancy food tastes so nice compared to home cooking is because restaurants use huge amounts of butter and salt in their recipes. I’ve a feeling it was Anthony Bourdain?

Blackpool Pleasure Beach… lol, nope!

It seems that a small part of him is still a comedian

As a Brit, I was told this was a sign of emergency… Maybe they are trying to say something?

No one should be able to delete or change backups. This infra was in any case vulnerable to a ransomware attack as any bad actor that breaks in can delete the database and encrypt the backups with a key they promise to share in return for bitcoin.

I bet she doesn’t.

You take your dog for a walk by the autobahn? Are there not nicer places to go?

That doesn’t even look that bad, might even count as healthy.

I kid you not, ive seen Nepalis building a house using a loooong line of people passing shallow dishes of cement along to the top of the building. It certainly looked like exactly this kind of job creation scheme… Friedman can fuck off, though.