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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 26 days ago

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future

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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future

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ZeroCool@piefed.ca to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 26 days ago
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ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to write much longer essays as punishment for their behavior. “Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student […]
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      I know I’m probably imagining it, but each one of them has empty serial-killer eyes, I wonder when the pictures were taken

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        Naw, they all just look like normal dudes. That’s what makes it so disturbing.

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      They should put these posters up in Cornell for the next four years and psychologically bully these kids fuckers out of school.

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