• Dem Bosain@midwest.social
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    2 years ago

    We had to fill out a “personal biography” at work a couple years ago. Under “Thing I’m Most Proud of” I put “Time Magazine Person of the Year, 2006”.

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        2 years ago

        Oh, no reason. But I was called into my manager’s office because I hadn’t turned it in early. I told everyone around me that they were looking to cut employees by figuring out who could handle more jobs.

        Under “Hobbies” I put “Privateering”. Under “Fluent Languages” I put “None”.

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          2 years ago

          Haha, nice job helping your fellows cut thru the crap and protect themselves.

          Unrelated but i remember being called into my managers office for not completing an “anonymous” survey (one of those where all the questions are how much your love your job) and when i asked “how do you know that?” She didn’t have an answer. Eventually i filled it out larping as a bootlicker.

          Corporate surveys are nakedly searching for exploitation avenues… Luckily corporate is also dumb as shit