He better hope he doesn’t get turned into Locatus.
Reminds me of the books and figurines I bought of Jenny Parks.


Want! So hard!!!
Good news, bad news… so you can get Jenny Parks’ books on Amazon, but apparently Chronicle Collectibles went out of business, so they don’t make the figurines anymore. I tried looking them up for you to post a link from where I bought mine several years ago. You might be able to locate them on eBay or another collectible store. Also, it looks like the pins aren’t being made any longer either, but I did find a resale site that listed them: Pins
Good hunting! I can tell you if you find the figurines, grab them. I happened upon them when they first came out and bought the entire set. They are made of either ceramic or porcelain, hand painted, and quite detailed. Kirk came with the command chair (the cat and chair are 2 separate pieces), Scotty is holding a whiskey bottle and came with a transporter base to stand on, and Spock came with a tricorder and a transporter base like Scotty’s to stand on.
Thank you so much!!!
They look so cute!!
Pspspspspspspsps

Awwww, whosa good widdle assimilator!
I’ve spent too much time trying to figure out why it has a door latch.
Oh fuck, I pulled a muscle in my back laughing
Jfc, I snorted
Ohmergerd, it dah Berg!
You’re fucking killing me with this shit
Fuck, I can’t stop laughing
Resistance is furball.
Picard should be a sphinx
In Jenny Parks book he is:

i won’t fly in a fleet that won’t let you nip on duty
I love this SO much!
So there’s this comic The Incal. And there’s a bird-like alien race called “The Berg”.
Not sure that means anything, but I thought it was interesting.
When does Picard start licking his asshole?
This feels like it should have come on after Robot Chicken.








