This one

You… But…

I was promised your boom box.

In baseball for example there have been some women playing professionally for minor league teams, and some time ago for the first time in D1 college baseball

My brain tells me every decade or so someone new does it again

Every international airport arguably is a border. They have customs.

Here is a trick to acting. Believe the scene. When you are in it, it is real. The more you believe that you are there in reality, the better the acting comes across. I imagine lying or bluffing in poker works the same. If I have a pair but convince myself to believe, really truly believe I’ve got a full house and bet and act accordingly, I can bluff better. Self deception is an art.

I just want to get my arms ripped off for winning at space chess. It means I won at chess and can get new space arms. I want ones with prehensile, I dunno, elbow caps.

There were goats

Cephalopodes are great tho

I thought we were talking about the fursuit

Why is it the cats walk into the room, lick their buttholes, look straight into my eyes, then walk out of the room. What are they trying to tell me

Hey I got beef with them. They rejected one of my nonsubmissions

I ain’t never gotten kicked outta Dennys for calling someone a “shitass” just more flapjacks

You have also forgotten racial and other minority related slurs, but that’s the gist of it yeah

You leave my gravy habit out of this

This explains so much about my creepy sister in law

yeah, but what’s the fun in that

What I did was get a Craigslist special and slap a hub in there (along with a shitton of accessories)

Hey. I was just going to bring up my etrike.

Okay pretend they are trains without tracks

It’s so common the French have a two (or four I don’t speak French or apostrophe) words for it. L’esprit d’escalier. Wit of the step stack hallway.