the oppression of normative views has finally arrived
Right?? Always a bummer to see people yucking other people’s yum. The only prerequisite for decency is consent.
Ok but genuinely what’s the appeal? I’ve asked a pretty girl to step on me, and she did, and I still don’t get what’s so fun about it. After that we cuddled and that was way more enjoyable. Maybe it has something to do with me being ace.
Yeah, some people have particular kinks.
I guess these days its just a meme to presume that all sex is comically kinky? I dunno.
… probably its most from people who’ve barely actually ever touched another human being just sort of joking about how they think that must work.
As someone who is probably ace I do think I’m guilty of that.
Yeah I mean I didn’t mean that in an asshole-ish way… I’ve been a nerdy virgin before, and, well, less and less people are having sex, period, and more and more people are permaonline.
I turned out to not be ace, but uh… yeah, dorky sex jokes, that kinda just actually don’t make sense cuz the joker doesn’t actually understand the thing they’re trying to joke about?
Yeah, virgins and aces would seem most likely culprits there, to me.
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domination thing. also feet are involved but that’s more esoteric. i believe people’s attraction to feet functions on adjectivity from conventional sex appeal.
so much of human sensuality is based on vibes and concepts that you’d be surprised at the number of people who underneath it all really can just get off from the sensation of sex alone
I feel the same exact way and I’m pretty sure I’m ace (even then when I took a test I’m literally 100% vanilla). It was pretty surprising when I found out people are actually serious about that kinda thing, hornyposting is just kinda a thing I do because it’s silly
yea samsies… but id like a fun tea or hot cocoa drinking type of experience cuz like- that feels more appropriate than kissing a stranger…
You seem like a reasonable person.
… I just got loose leaf tea, finally, for my infuser kettle thingy mabob… it is quite good!
pretty women are not all strangers!
If one of them likes you, they may even live in your house and give you kisses.
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Awesome.
yeEEEOOOWWWWCH!!!
I’m personally not into feet because I walk around barefoot and see them as generally dirty, but I also totally get the appeal from a domination perspective
to me it’s just the same thing as hands: can be sexy in the right context, and if attached to a person i find generally attractive then there’s always some appealing undercurrent, but like it’s not even comparable to the appeal of big bums
Idk, hands deliver a lot of pleasure, plus they’re very sensitive. Even when they aren’t the focus, they play a vital support role in almost every encounter.
Absolutely
But I do think I’d yell like Tom from Tom and Jerry
Well you say that, but then you start playing Resident Evil Village and suddenly it all makes sense.
it really doesn’t, lady die-meters-cue just makes me think of how Yahtzee Croshaw compared Bayonetta to a stepladder in a dress or whatever it was.









