The last one tho 💀 Like, the ship is already DECEASED at the bottom of the ocean, ya’ll did not need to cast Vicious Mockery on its corpse 😭 old timey gallows humor was ruthless but GOD it was funny
EDIT: Hey guys, I found the original thread, there’s even more roasts in there!
Actually I was able to fact check this in a matter of literal seconds.
edit: clearer example from a different article. Lots of sites have a paywall, but you can usually see enough to verify that everything lines up. The library of congress has a lot of old newspapers (for now), but I wasn’t able to find any of these there yet