The last one tho 💀 Like, the ship is already DECEASED at the bottom of the ocean, ya’ll did not need to cast Vicious Mockery on its corpse 😭 old timey gallows humor was ruthless but GOD it was funny
EDIT: Hey guys, I found the original thread, there’s even more roasts in there!
It was kind of the Titanic to provide a ballroom for the mermaids
It’s true, though. Everyone adores the seashell bra wearing sexy shallow water mermaids, but the deep sea eldritch horror mermaids need love, too.
You know that the swimming pool on the titanic was built so well, that it’s still full to this day?
Unfortunately for them, Titanic had no ballroom.
Don’t let Trump hear that.
Are these real? I cannot validate these quotes and never heard of this before. Image searches reveal only a single Tumblr source of the images. I don’t have access to really any paper databases this old though.
EDIT: Seems legit!
Actually I was able to fact check this in a matter of literal seconds.
edit: clearer example from a different article. Lots of sites have a paywall, but you can usually see enough to verify that everything lines up. The library of congress has a lot of old newspapers (for now), but I wasn’t able to find any of these there yet
Jesus Christ, I don’t think I’ve ever seen these. Merciless.
Ice cold 😂
