Electrical engineer: “what was that other guy thinking?”

Software engineer: “What was I thinking?” (It’s code from last night)

wakes up in 2036

Disappearing from the face of the Earth was the smartest career move he ever made.

“GET IN THE CORRECT LANE, SHINJI!!”

Two character immediately infordumping to each other as if that’s how humans normally communicate.

“Are you ready? This is going to be a hard job. As you know, they’ve tightened security but we got a man on the inside. As long as does his job then it’s smooth sailing.”

“I was born ready. Eveeything will be fine as long as the shipment is on time. As you know, we put a tracker on the lead car and I can watch exactly where it is from this device in real-time.”

People quickly forget how exactly the first Star Wars movie made Lucas rich.

Also part of his punishment.

“Just one more thing before I go… what was the shape of the cheese that went missing that night?”

Wackadoo!

Get you a woman who gets you a job.

They’re insidious, a warning is necessary.

kills everybody in sight

“I guess I’m Finnish here.”

Shrek voice: “I’m gunna eeeat youuu!”

Gary Larson is a lot smarter than people realize.

Voiceover: “Their love was forbidden…”

“ABBOT!!”

“They’re tubers! And I ate them like tubers!”

I had cooked eggplant for the first time a few years ago. I have to say it was a surprising taste, but I liked it.

Something is… lost… when translated to Arabic.