• BigBrownDog@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    Yeah, but Hantavirus is killing white people on cruise ships, so we gotta pump that shit right now.

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    If I ever wake up feeling really ill and see someone wearing that Outbreak PPE, I think I’d just nod and flatline.

    • Doug@piefed.social
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      I’m so desensitized at this point I’d probably just roll my eyes before they involuntarily roll themselves up from my being dead. I can only hope to say what I want my last words to be before then, which is “later nerds.”

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      I’m 41 and it certainly feels like I’ve lived several lifetimes already. At this point I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if a dragon flew out of an Icelandic volcano and started terrorizing the North Atlantic shipping lan s or something.