This movie gave me sexy shirtless John Leguizamo, which, looking back, seems significant.
Unironically i loved the old mario movie. They should’nt have put mario in it, but ehh, i can forgive them
Imagine if it had just been Luigi, a lone man standing up to his dystopian Capitalist overlords.
I legit haven’t seen it since it came out, I just remember it being weird, but I was also very young. It holds up?
Oh nahhh it does not hold up. I just like weird movies
It’s definitely worth watching once, though, if you’re into the cultural artifacts of the 90s (late 80s actually?). I wouldn’t say it’s even poorly made. It’s just a fuckin weird movie that has basically nothing to do with Mario Bros. Dennis Hopper as Koopa is an absolutely bonkers role that he puts everything into.

I love this movie so much. It was one of my favorites as a kid, and I’ve been defending it since despite its meme status.
The only people who don’t like this movie are terrorists.
It IS a great movie. I mean come on, the mattress ride, dinosaurs,…it’s got everything!
It doesn’t need to be a award winning masterpiece of cinema to be a enjoyable experience.
Sometimes shitty movies are just a fun ride.
Mario Mario <=> Luigi Mario.
I loved the jump boots so much.
The Little walking bomb
glug glug glug





