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minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoWhy bother with a heist? Just turn the tip of your finger into a great big diamond from time to time. Or more classical: Impersonate a rich person and do some transfers out of their accounts.
minus-squarefonix232@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoWhy the tip of your finger? Just use a fingernail, clip it off, donezo.
minus-squareedwardbear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months ago“What’s your wish?” “I want my fingernails and boogers to turn into diamonds” “The fuck is wrong with you”
minus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months ago“Kazaam your wish is granted!” Your boogers now turn into diamonds…while they’re still inside your sinuses.
Why bother with a heist? Just turn the tip of your finger into a great big diamond from time to time.
Or more classical: Impersonate a rich person and do some transfers out of their accounts.
Why the tip of your finger? Just use a fingernail, clip it off, donezo.
“What’s your wish?” “I want my fingernails and boogers to turn into diamonds”
“The fuck is wrong with you”
“Kazaam your wish is granted!”
Your boogers now turn into diamonds…while they’re still inside your sinuses.