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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Tumblr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago

Shapeshifting

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Shapeshifting

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Tumblr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago
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  • edwardbear@lemmy.world
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    I mean I’ve seen myself “functioning” when I’m a tiny bit high. No way I’m trusting myself with that much power. “Oops, instead of teleporting those guys on the surface, I halfway burried them”

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      Even shape shifting is dangerous but the worst thing I risk is getting blood everywhere when I flip you off turning my middle finger into a dick thicker than my hand

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        I would be fuckin impressed though, when that thing fthwamps on the table.

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          Can’t hold game controllers without an erection not practical

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            I mean the dexterity would be literally fucked up, but imagine smashing your literal dick on a finishing move, while 1v1ing your homie

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              It would be my middle finger for flipping people off what would I even press with that

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                Triggers?

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                  How simultaneously large and small are your hands

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                    It ain’t the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean 😉

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