Youtube 2012: “E-mail tech talk? Well we don’t have much for those exact words, but here’s a scuffed Google Video conversion with thirty views, and I guess The Website Is Down.”
Youtube 2026: “Okay grandma, you simpleton, the only possible way you could be looking up e-mail on Youtube is if you’d type ‘google’ into Google, so here’s three tutorials festooned with red arrows, and if you scroll past those it’s all brianrot. We’re the biggest search engine on god’s green earth and we can’t find shit.”
Youtube 2012: “E-mail tech talk? Well we don’t have much for those exact words, but here’s a scuffed Google Video conversion with thirty views, and I guess The Website Is Down.”
Youtube 2026: “Okay grandma, you simpleton, the only possible way you could be looking up e-mail on Youtube is if you’d type ‘google’ into Google, so here’s three tutorials festooned with red arrows, and if you scroll past those it’s all brianrot. We’re the biggest search engine on god’s green earth and we can’t find shit.”