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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Alternatively... bidet

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Alternatively... bidet

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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  • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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    Wet wipes. Does everything a bidet does w/o getting a squirt in your asshole.

    • FridaySteve@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      And then you have that nasty little foot pedal trashcan next to your toilet because you don’t flush the wipes, right?

      …you don’t flush the wipes…do you?

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        Ofc not. But rather have trash in a trash can then shit squirting in my ass like a fetishist. But you do you boo.

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          Shit comes out of your ass, bidet washes it off. If your bidet is squirting out shit, you hooked it up wrong. Really wrong…boo.

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            Idk I’ve used 2 and both times they were spitting water in my asshole.

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              9 months ago

              Skill issue

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