The problem with this old chestnut is that nut-tapping yourself is way better than walking around with a mosquito bite on your ball sack.

Someone who is hardworking and disciplined enough to keep the same shitty job for ten years could easily make a partner happy and get satisfaction from a relationship. Too many people look at what other people have and let it make them feel hopeless when they should be looking at what they have themselves and let it make them feel empowered.

And then you have that nasty little foot pedal trashcan next to your toilet because you don’t flush the wipes, right?

…you don’t flush the wipes…do you?