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Complex Pharmaceutical Compound Reduced to ‘Copper Good’ by Wellness Industry

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Complex Pharmaceutical Compound Reduced to ‘Copper Good’ by Wellness Industry

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 days ago

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After researchers developed a promising copper-based Alzheimer’s drug, wellness companies concluded the obvious solution was to wrap people in plumbing supplies.

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One poll found that 62% of respondents now believe Alzheimer’s can be treated by wearing enough jewelry.
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  As long as it is enriched memory copper.

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