edit: I love how Europeans still struggle to believe that these are what America sees as pancakes. For context, these buttermilk pancakes were so big that I only ordered two and could only eat half of the second one. If you went to our “International House of Pancakes(IHOP)” and ordered pancakes, this is what you’d get. America really is on another level.


American pancake = cake
American bread = cake
American tea = soda
American soda = red 40 and chemicals
Everything else can be categorized into the following food groups (with significant overlap): Fried, disgusting, microplastics, slop bowls, flavorless, and something that other countries do significantly better
Don’t know much about American food, huh?