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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago

Trump Announces Plan to Convert Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Into World’s Largest Indoor Ice Rink

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Trump Announces Plan to Convert Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Into World’s Largest Indoor Ice Rink

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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago
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    This is yet another one where one has to check if onion or not because the writers of this stupid timeline seem to be on drugs.

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    The canadians are taking over america

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      The Stanley Cup this year was between teams from Las Vegas and South Carolina, where literally ZERO kids grew up playing hockey on a frozen pond. Ill bet Canadians were sobbing through the entire Stanley Cup tournament.

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      “They walk among us…”

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    Political analysts noted that many enthusiastic supporters have long avoided reflective surfaces altogether.

    “You can’t spend years defending every terrible decision imaginable and still enjoy looking at yourself in a mirror,” observed one commentator.

    Fuckin lol, that’s an amazing setup. Hope the author got themselves a pat on the back.

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      🥰🫂

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    He owns a tropical resort and can’t even clean a pool

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    Don’t give him even more stupid ideas!

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