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U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables

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U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days ago

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LONDON—Insisting that digital platforms should be restricted to responsible individuals, members of the U.K. Parliament announced Friday they were weighing a ban on social media for everyone except old men who grow big vegetables. “Under our bill, users seeking to access Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, X, or other social media networks will first have to pass […]

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I’d support this. It would be a vast improvement on the current state.
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Does he grow onions because I want to eat it.
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  Unfortunately, AtetheOnion has been dead for two years.
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Who needs the other less based social media accounts anyway

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