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Gonzako@lemmy.world to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

Cognition sure is a thing

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Cognition sure is a thing

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Gonzako@lemmy.world to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago
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    Quote from my wife on this topic

    “You could pull a statue if you really wanted, but you are lazy, introverted and never go outside”

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      Your wife hit me in the soul

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    Well yeah, because she knows you got her and compared to her that bitch ain’t nothing

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    My man is hot enough to pull any woman he wants for sure

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    So nobody then =/

  • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    deleted by creator

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    this gives wholesome polyvibes

    • BedbugCutlefish@lemmy.world
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      It’s meant as the opposite, of the jealousy of a partner making them look at any girl you’re talking to suspiciously

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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        read it as “i believe in you, you can do it”

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      • velma@sh.itjust.works
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        Same same. It’s really attractive to see my partners with other women tbh. The more the merrier!

        • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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          it’s like food or treats. in a relationship, i do enjoy cooking and eating with my partner. but no one would have any objections if theit partner ate different foods with other people.

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    Weird that this meme popped on youtube and lemmy at the same time - _-

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      Hm, weird indeed. You might want to hire a private investigator

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        You might be a spy, im suspicious of you 🤔

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          But what about me?

      • Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pub
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        Hello

        • Gonzako@lemmy.worldOP
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          What’s your report chief?

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            First you need to hier me, but I heard you need a private investigator. What a coincidence. I am Magnum P.I.

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              Gotcha, tho, i’d like to see your curriculum. Do you spend your days basking in self-loathing on a monochrome appartment?

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                Definitely self-loathing

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                  You’re in chief. Don’t forget your gun, we robbin some datacenters

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    When we met, maybe. After years of letting myself go? You only tolerate it because you did too. Love you babe.

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