PugJesus@piefed.socialM to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 1 month agoDaily reminder that the good old days of the Empire weren't THAT good...media.piefed.socialimagemessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down10
arrow-up1170arrow-down1imageDaily reminder that the good old days of the Empire weren't THAT good...media.piefed.socialPugJesus@piefed.socialM to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square31linkfedilink
minus-squareFurbag@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoImperator, a member of the patrician class has been accused of slandering your noble family name in the public forum. What shall you do? A: Crucify him B: Sacrifice a goat at the great temple of Jupiter and pray for the gods justice to be done C: Enslave his wife and daughters D: Do nothing and drink more wine
minus-squarePugJesus@piefed.socialOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoE. Drag him through a long and painful lawsuit accusing him of unspecified inuria, wherein your Syrian lawyer publicly destroys his reputation (ironically inuria itself) and nets you a hefty cash payment for ‘damages’. … then drink wine bought with his money. 😎
Imperator, a member of the patrician class has been accused of slandering your noble family name in the public forum. What shall you do?
A: Crucify him
B: Sacrifice a goat at the great temple of Jupiter and pray for the gods justice to be done
C: Enslave his wife and daughters
D: Do nothing and drink more wine
E. Drag him through a long and painful lawsuit accusing him of unspecified inuria, wherein your Syrian lawyer publicly destroys his reputation (ironically inuria itself) and nets you a hefty cash payment for ‘damages’.
… then drink wine bought with his money. 😎