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I’ll be there, with an air horn and giant foam finger.
I expect Kid Rock will be doing the singing at this classy affair
Certainly not the Spanish inquisition. No one ever expects them.
But then you’re not expecting them to come, so it would be ok for them to show up :D
Satan, to pay his respects
I won’t be available, but I’ll send along a nice note expressing my approval.
I expect everyone who wants to dance on his grave before it’s covered in s*** should get there early.
Not me. I’ll be too hungover from the celebrations.
Double tap
The dancing old guy from the Great America commercials would be great.
Mayor McCheese, of the McCheese Mandate
A fox news reporter to prove that he’s dead
Not only merely dead, really most sincerely dead
