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cm0002@libretechni.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month ago

I really fucked up

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I really fucked up

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cm0002@libretechni.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • WiredBrain@lemmy.ca
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    Do Not stack (.) Nothing on Top (.)

    The lawyer from The Simpsons would approve.

    Works on contingency (?) No {,) money down (!)

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    why can’t you stack your top?

    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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      'Cause they want their precious little girl to stay little forever.

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    Take it like a man, You should be able to handle double negation.

  • snoons@lemmy.ca
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    Thankfully there’s air on top and probably a whole shitload (metric) of neutrinos.

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    Blame English for being weird about it. Some languages require that sort of thing.

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      Yup, in my native language what you call “double negative” is the norm. Actually if I translate this to my language word for word it is exactly how you are going to say it.

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